Well that’s illegal, but this is close…

For a small donation of $50 to the Detroit Lakes Humane Society this year, they will name one of their sheltered animals after your ex-valentine! And then they will proceed to spay or neuter them because “Some things shouldn’t breed…”

Cold… Yes.

Petty… Probably.

Genius… Absolutely.

Courtesy Detroit Lakes Humane Society, humanesocietyofthelakes.harnessgiving.org

Here’s the link to make it happen. But they only have a certain number of animals available so hurry!